If I could be a letter,

I would like to be a "Q"

As letters go,

it don't seem "Qs"

have all that much to do.

Mostly they get used in words,

For doctors and for ducks,

which may well be

the only time,

That "Qs" get any yucks.

"Qs" are never all alone,

in any thing they do,

'cause every place you find a "Q"

it's followed by a "U". But privacy is something,

I have never been keen on,

I'd rather know, when I feel low,

that I got "U" to lean on......