OUT HOUSE BRINGS VIRTUAL MAGAZINE TELEVISION CLOSER TO REALITY

The public relations division reported success on the top secret research being conducted by Out House scientists.

Public Relations Director, Mrs. Happy Friday (part time Pocono Mt. Guide) revealed a new technique to bring virtual television to magazine publications.

The actual mini-screen TV can be seen on page 22 of this issue.

Gil Bates of Macrosoft was overheard, by an unknown source, to mutter..."Hot dam, I'm gonna buy them out."