Group: webtv.users Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000, 2:35pm (CST-2) From: WINOSAUR@webtv.net Outhouse destroyed by fire!

A sad day for all of us, friends. What jabroo is not telling you is that the offices at outhouse mag were destroyed by fire.
Investigators first thought that the fire was caused by a faulty heating system. It was thought that the open flame came into contact with a massive methane gas leak and exploded.
The flames were then fanned by the furiously beating wings of thousands of cluster flies seeking escape. New evidence, however, suggests the fire was deliberately set.
A gang of disgruntled webtv humorists were seen in the area shortly before the fire began. The gang was apparently led by an angry man wearing a Wal-Mart ball cap known only as "O".
Fortunately, I happened to be passing by just as editor Brooks was fleeing the building and was able to catch this picture.
Check here to see the fire.
http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=95898&a=3462065&p=18624140&Sequence=0     WINOSAUR   credo quia absurdum est

In order to defend the ethics and the sincerity of the entire Out House staff,
I will reveal the true story of this misconception in the next issue...
However, I will state here, the photo in question is not, I repeat, Not our main corporate office .
It is or should I say was our condo in Vail, Colorado. The person seen running from the flaming facility,(disguised as yours truly), is actually Osgood T.(Zippo) Oscarve, a well known local arsonist.
If you see this person, do not approach him wearing anything flammable.
Photographic Graphics by: Winosaur Cool Designs, Inc.



There is some question on the validity of a recent news report in the Discussion Group.
The photo in question is not, I repeat, Not our main corporate office .
It is or should I say was our ski lodge in Vail, Colorado.
The gang of disgruntled webtv humorists who were seen in the area , were in fact, members of the Out House staff. They were disgruntled, because this really screwed up our ski trip.
The gang was apparently led by an angry man wearing a Wal-Mart ball cap known only as "O".
The guy in the Wall-Mart cap was actually the bus driver and appeared angry, because he only received a thirty five cent tip for the 100 mile trip from Denver.

The person seen running from the flaming facility,(disguised as yours truly), is actually Osgood T.(Zippo) Oscarve, a well known local arsonist.
If you see this person, do not approach him wearing anything flammable.
Out House Magazine forensic analyst,********,(who really knows about them doctored pictures) examine the photo and discovered the true identity of the arsonist. Photo showing "zippo" without his disguise can be seen on Page 2 1