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Due to the financial difficulties recently experienced by OutHouse Magazine,
it has become necessary to sell advertisements to defray costs.
The management wishes to assure you only advertisements selling quality products
that will be beneficial to our subscribers will be accepted.
We can also state without reservation, the ads will be in good taste.










MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH!!!

Do You Look Like A Peeled Onion?
Are You Tonsorially Challenged?

Then Try Dr. Lebec's Latest Discovery........


I Can Grow Hair On Yo Hed, I Garontee!!




Product Disclaimer:..Okrogaine will only grow green hair, so don expect no udder colur, an don try to sue us, 'cause we don got no mony.


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NEW PRODUCT INTRODUCED TO FINIKY CONSUMERS



The BarbieRuthie Candy Company announced today, a new product that will be in direct competition with the recently introduced Odwalla Bar.

The co-owners of the BarbieRuthie Firm, who will remain anonymous, have collaborated with the LeBec Okra Farms to produce an all new Health Bar.

The co-owners accidently came across the secret ingredients at a recent dinner party. They have refused to divulge this secret concoction.
However, an unreliable source told be confidentially of the actual discovery.

It seems that during the course of the meal, a full gallon of Zin was accidentally spilled into the exquisite entree, Namely, Miz Kitty's "Okra Souffle avec Hog Jowl.
It was noticed the souffle immediately congealed into a Granola Like substance.

Miz Jenna, who was also at the dinner, took a bite of it and exclaimed "Why this stuff is plum good!>
Out of curiosity, Miz Julie then sampled it and said, "Well,Shucks, This stuff would make a good Hi Energy Health Bar.

The Rest Is History...........


YOU NOW HAVE A CHOICE!





OR....





Real Food For Sub Humans





















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       Give Your Baby
            OkraTine
      Not Only Is It Nutritious
       And Chock Full Of               Vitamins
       You Will Never Have To        Worry About Losing                                 Baby At The Mall.
As An Added Bonus, Baby Glows In The Dark And Serves As Its Own Nite Light!


Made With Premium Grade Okra Pods From The LeBec Okra Farms And Vinyard
Bayou Pompideux, Louisiana










EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC
BECAUSE YOU HAVE GRUNGY. YUCKKY YELLOW TEETH?

LET DR. LEBEC FIT YOU WITH BEAUTIFUL DESIGNER COLOR CAPS ON YOUR TEETH. USING HIS LATEST INVENTION
HE CAN GUARANTEE YOU WILL STAND OUT IN A CROWD.

BE THE FIRST IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE WHO CAN SAY...

"I LOVE TO BE SEEN, 'CAUSE MY TEETH ARE ALL GREEN"




              
BEFORE                         AFTER

PICK A COLOR TO SUIT YOUR PERSONALITY

Product not approved by The American Dental Society













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Note: This method of treatment has not been approved by the FDA












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