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BECAUSE YOU HAVE GRUNGY. YUCKKY YELLOW TEETH?
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DO YOUR FRIENDS SAY...EEEYUUCK...WHEN THEY SEE YOU? TAKE HEART, WE CAN HELP YOU...
Recent studies have proven a daily sitz bath of Odwalla Juice and Boiled Okra will clear this malady in a few short weeks. Try it, you wont like it, but it works.
Directions: Boil eight lbs of fresh okra for two hours and add to fifteen gallons of Odwalla Juice.Bring to a boil for twenty minutes and then simmer for one hour.(Caution:) Allow to cool before using.
This solution may be stored outside (prefered method) for up to ten weeks.
CAUTION: Keep tightly sealed to prevent Cluster Fly larvae infestation
A Satisfied Customers Testamonial:
Ms Donna Walleye has this to say: I have been using this product for six months and it's beginning to show results. Now I have only a slight chartreuse blemish on my forehead. My friends still say...EEEYUUCK..when they see me, but it's beginning to work! (Eat your heart out, Jolly Green Giant)
Tom Browne (Noted Gossip Columnist), tells us his acne has completely cleared. He did admit that during the last week of treatments, he forgot to tightly seal the mixture. On his last day of treatment he commented: "Man, you haven't lived until you've had a full body massage by one billion cluster flies!".
Note: This method of treatment has not been approved by the FDA