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       Give Your Baby
            OkraTine
      Not Only Is It Nutritious
       And Chock Full Of               Vitamins
       You Will Never Have To        Worry About Losing                                 Baby At The Mall.
As An Added Bonus, Baby Glows In The Dark And Serves As Its Own Nite Light!


Made With Premium Grade Okra Pods From The LeBec Okra Farms And Vinyard
Bayou Pompideux, Louisiana










EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC
BECAUSE YOU HAVE GRUNGY. YUCKKY YELLOW TEETH?

LET DR. LEBEC FIT YOU WITH BEAUTIFUL DESIGNER COLOR CAPS ON YOUR TEETH. USING HIS LATEST INVENTION
HE CAN GUARANTEE YOU WILL STAND OUT IN A CROWD.

BE THE FIRST IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE WHO CAN SAY...

"I LOVE TO BE SEEN, 'CAUSE MY TEETH ARE ALL GREEN"




              
BEFORE                         AFTER

PICK A COLOR TO SUIT YOUR PERSONALITY

Product not approved by The American Dental Society













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Do You Suffer From
                   

              (Acne conglobata galbinus)


DO YOUR FRIENDS SAY...EEEYUUCK...WHEN THEY SEE YOU? TAKE HEART, WE CAN HELP YOU...

Recent studies have proven a daily sitz bath of Odwalla Juice and Boiled Okra will clear this malady in a few short weeks. Try it, you wont like it, but it works.
Directions: Boil eight lbs of fresh okra for two hours and add to fifteen gallons of Odwalla Juice.Bring to a boil for twenty minutes and then simmer for one hour.(Caution:) Allow to cool before using.
This solution may be stored outside (prefered method) for up to ten weeks.
CAUTION: Keep tightly sealed to prevent Cluster Fly larvae infestation


A Satisfied Customers Testamonial:
Miz Kitty Pobody has this to say: I have been using this product for six months and it's beginning to show results. Now I have only a slight chartreuse blemish on my forehead. My friends still say...EEEYUUCK..when they see me, but it's beginning to work! (Eat your heart out, Jolly Green Giant)

Charles York (Noted Gossip Columnist), tells us his acne has completely cleared. He did admit that during the last week of treatments, he forgot to tightly seal the mixture. On his last day of treatment he commented: "Man, you haven't lived until you've had a full body massage by one billion cluster flies!".

Note: This method of treatment has not been approved by the FDA